77 definitions by Kerb

To hammer nails into a tree trunk, as an ecological activist would, to protect the tree from being felled by loggers.
The eco warrior spiked 150 trees today.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
A method whereby the Urban Dictionary gets cleaned up, otherwise it would get filled with "Flubby Wubby is gay", incitement to racial hatred, and juvenile verbal diarrhoea.
At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"


I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.
by Kerb December 01, 2004
Noun, a method of educating deaf children by speech and lipreading alone, without and/or banning the use of sign language.

With the result that deaf children grow up without learning eg. English language, and instead learns eg. British Sign Language from older children in school playgrounds.

Such deaf people end up with a deaf sounding voice, and poorly educated with a reading age of 9, unemployed or in unskilled labour.

Adj. Oralist.
You oralist bastard!
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Person, who is blind and claims to be the British Home Secretary.
I saw David Blunkett on the telly today.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
A special errand given to new employees.
The new lab technician was sent ten floors to the basement store to get a bucketful of benzene rings.
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...
by Kerb November 29, 2004
Vegan form of straight edge.
Billy: U Edge?
Daisy: Yeah!
Billy: U Vegan?
Daisy: Hard Edge Yeah!
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Noun: A site where caravans are pitched, esp. in USA, inhabited by trailer park trash.
Jerry was seen visiting trailer parks.
by Kerb November 28, 2004

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