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77 definitions by Kerb

 
43.
SP2
Also known as Murphy's Law
If SP2 can go wrong, it will.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
 
44.
Verb: To makes drumming noises into the microphone, during a rap

Usually perceived as uncool.
I thought Desmond was making a funny noises on the stage, until someone told me he was drum rapping.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
 
45.
Noun: A police woman who shaves her pubes.
There is a rumour going around in the police station canteen, that Inspector Jones is a cunstubble.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
 
46.
A dance, usu. in a disco where one turns his or her body round at high speed. Harder than it looks, but possible with practice and wearing smooth soled shoes on a wooden dance floor.

If you stumble or go off balance you tumble off at an angle bumping into other dancers = uber + uncool

If you can rotate smoothly three times, and come to a graceful stop at the same spot = cool + sometimes pull
John could not spin and can only freak at the disco, whereas Jerry could spin and pull lots of chicks.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
 
47.
Short, styled dreadlocks.
Ooh look at that policeman with funky dreads!
by Kerb November 28, 2004
 
48.
Nazi Germany shortlist of degenerates to genocide off:

Jews, negroes, communists, gypsies, mentally handicapped people (people with learning difficulties).

Word to be used with caution, used in discussion of German History, and World War II, and the book "Mein Kampf".
Hitler's toothbrush moustache is now untermensh. Any pillock wearing one should shave it off. Right now.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
 
49.
An experienced employee, paired up to a new recruit in large companies, such as supermarkets, such that the trainee can ask stupid questions and not bother the personnel officer with.

An uncool corporate word for "mentor".
Hey Buddy, where is the toilet? what does this notice mean? where is the duck pate? How do I use this stocktaking gizmo?
by Kerb November 28, 2004