77 definitions by Kerb

1. A male who shags every woman. The complementary opposite of a bike.

2. A lesbian with a strap-on, riding a woman.
Cant find love? Go see Roland, the factory's easy rider!
by Kerb November 29, 2004

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1. An uncool rapper, as to a gathering of foreign generals (who tried their best not to appear embarrassed).

2. President Bush's ex-house nigger, soon to be replaced by Condoleeza Rice, the White House's black mama.
Colin Powell is now learning to skateboard.
by Kerb December 01, 2004

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Phrase: Uttered by people when a uber terrorist takes place, such as involving a nuclear weapon, on a large Western city, such that would makes 9/11 a sunday school picnic.
When George saw the mushroom cloud, he swore in a most unchristian manner, and said that "Shit hit the fan!"
by Kerb November 28, 2004

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1. Mega slushy song by Donny Osmond in 1973.

2. Any slushy love usu. from a girl towards a young boy, little dog, Jesus, teacher, vicar, or scout master.
1. Puppy Love made number 1 in the charts.

2. She felt great wave of puppy love towards her Maths teacher.
by Kerb November 28, 2004

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Person, usu. male, who goes to nightclubs wearing a suit and tie, esp. when the dress code calls for "smart casual" or "jeans and trainers allowed".

Sometimes seen as uncool.
Kevin decided to go to the local dive wearing a suit.
by Kerb November 28, 2004

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To.speak.in.a.ro.bot.ic.vo.i.ice.
Like.a.cy.bo.org.
They.do.not.like.oorg.gaan.ic.be.eings.
Dalek: Ex.te.er.mi.naa.ate!!!
Doc.toor.Who.is.a.waa.ank.ke.er!!!
(Emit beam of x-ray lazer)
Nearest human becomes toast.
by Kerb November 29, 2004

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A sport played by two men or women, in a series of rounds lasting two minutes, where the boxers hit their opponents face or chest, until the opponent is knocked unconscious for 10 seconds.

This is the only sport requiring a win from knocking another unconconscious. It is also a dangerous sport, with a good chance of retiring early with a permanently damaged brain.
Matilda is leading a campaign to have Boxing banned and made illegal.
by Kerb November 27, 2004

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