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An often large, female, dorm dwelling collegiate abomination. When not feeding, which is rare, they are found in the library or campus commons accompanied by other helltrolls or their male counterpart, the cheesedick. Usually completely devoid of social self awareness. Helltrolls will most of the time during the school week be seen wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt with their colleges name on both. The worst helltrolls will always have pizza stains somewhere on their person. Helltrolls usually are very overbearing in the sense that they constantly force themselves into conversation with everyone around them and they know everyones names even though very few people actually are aware of their existence. Every once in a while, when the conditions are right, these abominations can be seen attempting to get into fraternity parties. They are rarely successful, but when they are, they usually wear an unhealthily small amount of clothing. They are a fratstar's worst nightmare.
I would rather make shit animals out of my bloody stool than let this helltroll into my fraternity house.
by KennethNoisewater69 October 10, 2010

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