-Verb - To Vortube someone is to continuously show them streams of online videos preventing them from leaving the room or doing any thing productive.
Usually the videos are completely unrelated and/or bunterous but the victim does not leave the room, mostly out of pity for the person showing them.
Jamie: "Oh man, I just got Vortubed and I have an essay due tomorrow"
Phillip: "Oh no, how long did it last this time? ..."