42 definitions by Kempo

When a spastic wants to say bare.
Nathan: It's well hot.
Richard: serab hot!
by Kempo May 10, 2006

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To "PES out" is to partake in a session of the videogame Pro Evolution Soccer.
yo, i'm off now, gonna PES out

time to PES out

i'll be back later, PESing out.
by Kempo August 03, 2006

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A way of describing a meeting between two people turning SEXUAL.
Person A: yea, me and Barbara are meeting, I hope it turns bedroomy.

Person A: So you meeting with Jane tonight?
Person B: Yep, should be cool.
Person A: Oh my god, it's not gonna turn bedroomy is it?!
by Kempo October 08, 2007

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The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.
Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.
by Kempo September 19, 2012

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EOTF is an acronym for eat off the floor.
Stfu and eotf bitch!
by Kempo January 28, 2008

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A mythical, magical hen.. or what happens when you mean to type "too then" but make a mistake.
A: You should spend $100 on her toot hen
B: TOOT HEN'S ARE PRICELESS!
A: too then*
by Kempo November 10, 2008

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The process of smoking cannabis. Also known as a joint, spliff, bifter, zute and doobie.
Joe: What you doing after lunch?
Kane: Nothing man.
Joe: Wanna come for a chasm?
by Kempo May 10, 2006

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