41 definitions by Kempo

raw stylee

A description phrase used when talking about sex. Check the examples A & B for more.

The raw can be dragged out for more effect, see example C.

Example A:
Person A: I'd fuck that girl raw stylee.

Example B:
Person A: Ah that girl is fresh.
Person B: Yeah, she'd get it raw stylee.

Example C:
Person A: I'd love to fuck her raaaaaaaaaaaaaw stylee.

by Kempo July 30, 2006

chaself

A different way of saying the phrase "yourself?". Used in a conversational manner, as a reply.

Person A: How ya doing?
Person B: I'm good thanks, chaself?

by Kempo August 15, 2006

bear stuffer

A guy who has anal sex with an unattractive, large, hairy female.

Matt: Mate, I fucked Helga last night
Kyle: Eww, she's hairy and fat, you're such a bear stuffer!

by Kempo April 26, 2006

hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012

Captain Redbeard

Someone who licks out a girl when they are on their period.

Ahahahaha Tom's a Captain Redbeard!

by Kempo May 17, 2006

Squeamy

Can be used to describe the vaginal area as juicy/wet. Is best used in conjunction with the word gash.

"Damn! I was tapping some squeamy gash earlier!"

by Kempo April 16, 2006