42 definitions by Kempo

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.
Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..
by Kempo May 10, 2006

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This is when you cum on a girls teeth and it completely covers their teeth without entering their mouth. best applied with a spoon.
1a) can i give you a cum brace girl?
1b) yea sure, just dont get it in my mouth!
by Kempo September 21, 2006

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Someone who's face is very unattractive; refered to as "gash face"
Damn, that girl has a gash face.

Hi there gash face.
by Kempo May 07, 2006

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Slang for a girl that is a lezbian.
i swear that girl over there is a lezer!
by Kempo September 16, 2006

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Software for websites.
Have you installed your own piece of websoft for your website?

What websoft are you using?
by Kempo August 03, 2006

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When a female puts her chin and mouth in a pool of cum and it resembles a beard.

It is recommended that she licks it off her own face and swallows, spitting is for losers.
I gave my hoe a bubble beard and she licked it off!

My girlfriend gave herself a bubble beard with my cum! Joker!
by Kempo April 24, 2006

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Where someone cuts an intentional hole in their t-shirt underneath their armpit to allow ventilation. Called so due to the steam from the armpit resembling a chimney with steam.
Matt: Damn it's hot!
Kyle: Why don't you make yourself a BO chimney?
by Kempo May 10, 2006

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