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2 definitions by Kemmy G

 
1.
Noun:The end result of a blow job, particularly when given by a sorority girl, or offered as an alternative to foodstuffs.
"Every time I order french fries that Jimmy is always offering me his damned trouser ranch."
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"
by Kemmy G July 16, 2008
 
2.
A cougar who has seen better days, and is ready to be made into glue.
Dude, those gluegars are totally checking you out!

I thought the Hyatt would have a good cougar bar, but all that was there were gluegars.
by kemmy g February 24, 2008