n 1: A 39 year old(Carbon dating
she surfaced in the Neolithic age) bored old housewife. Unhappy with
her ho-hum drab life, The Limejello enjoys nothing more than spending her time trolling
on internet forums. Fueled by the fact that she regrets the choices she has made in her life (Getting married to a bland slob, having children with
a bland slob, not being with
the guy in Colorado),she projects her unhappiness & insecurities in the form of blind hatred onto the young, beautiful, and intelligent.
The Limejello will side with
anyone who grovels
at her cloven feet(This sect is known
as the Jelloites. Led by Logan1962 and Bumba). The Limejello will lavish false praise upon them, even if they speak and behave
in the same manner as those she unsuccessfully attempts to flame.
On the inter-web, The Limejello should be ignored. If confronted on the outside world
by The Limejello, the best option is fleeing. For the Mythology of The Limejello suggest
her cavernous, dank,vile
tooth bearing vagina has been known
everything from large rodents to small central American villages.
Avoid at all costs.