Noun: Tourons: A word combining two words (tourists and morons. ) Seasonal Visitors, mostly old who drive slow and stop for no apparent reason.
Adj: The Tourons are here and traffic is backed up for miles.
"I went to the mall and the fucking parking lot was full of Tourons."
"Why did he stop in the middle of the road?" "He is a Touron and too old to read the street signs."
"Damn, now that it is cooler all the Tourons will be here soon."