3 definitions by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet

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In Scotland, pregnant. See also up the duff.
She's up the spout again.
by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004

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Also used in Scotland as a slang term for semen, or to ejaculate semen.
1. I got some spoof on her skirt.

2. Did you spoof?
by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004

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West of Scotland term for a joke or a prank. Often as a retort to suggest that someone else is joking or telling lies.
Q.
Did you hear her daughter is pregnant?

A. Spoff!
by Keith the Incredible Sockpuppet November 18, 2004

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