1 definition by Keg Flexington

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Genital Warts... particularly a case so bad that Stevie Wonder could decipher a large portion of "War and Peace" by touching your shaft. An obvious spinoff on the term "junk mail".
I don't want to hear you whining about your damn painful discharge... look at this fucking junk braille on my dick!
by Keg Flexington October 24, 2009

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