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The act of forcibly inserting a hammer into the anus of an opponent. In optimal conditions, the blunt end and nail-extraction apparatus will both achieve penetration, however, any portion of the hammer enterring the rectum is sufficient. At this point, the executor of the Carpenter's Revenge will procede to rotate the hammer in a circular motion, inflicting serious damage (and/or pleasure) to the anal walls.
1. Holy shit! Bob the Builder went to town on Pedro's anus with the Carpenter's Revenge.
2. Oh my God! Jesus is back, and he's executing the Carpenter's Revenge on the anus of humanity.
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by Keegan K August 18, 2007
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