2 definitions by Kazaliste

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When you get a boner whilst performing on stage. Unfortunately you can't do much about it and continue performing.
I went to see Equius last week. The actor had such a stage hard when touching that horse. Poor bloke had to face downstage once or twice.
by Kazaliste May 04, 2011

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When an episode of Glee is so good that it gives you a raging hard on. Yes, it happens...
P1: OMG, did you see Glee last night!?
P2: Did I ever! Best episode yet!
P1: Ikr, I had such a Gleerection!
P2: Wow...ok...um, thats weird...
P1: Why?
P2: I had one too XD
by Kazaliste April 23, 2011

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