79 definitions by Kayla

a dumbass machine that is incredible fun to tease and annoy and wear out. While doing that it is also fun to ask it out and see what is says
user:you FUCKER
smarterchild: you ought to wash your mouth out with soap
user: CUNT
smarterchild: got anything better then that?
user: ASSHOLE
smarterchild: this is what you do with your time? abuse your computer.

user:will you go out with me?
smarterchild:i dont think thats possible
user:why?
smarterchild:I dont think your parents would allow it
user:I think they would
smarterchild:i dont beleive you
by Kayla January 17, 2004
short for luxurious...meant in the sensual way...
oh this velvet blanket wrapped around me is so lux.
by kayla December 02, 2003
an insult to call sumone..it's highly offensive. not to be confused with a male's ding dong.
OMGOSH! Julie is sucha weenal! sometimes i can't believe the things she says!
by kayla May 09, 2004
Kind of like FuckMuffin if yu think about it...lol
yu'd use it if u bash ur knee against a table or something around yur parents. Like i have many times.
by Kayla January 24, 2004
Another name for a Chevy Corsica.
Did you see that piece of shit sqiubby go by?
by Kayla May 04, 2004
Someone that is a hmong
Angela: "Don't crack jokes about blacks, make fun of the wing chings"
Kayla: "Sorry dude"
by Kayla April 17, 2004
meaning alot of things...swearing or omg...its like saying well wutever i dont give or like omg thats awsum1
jon: ur not cool
rob: yes i am
jon: no ur not
rob: well cha
by Kayla January 24, 2004

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