6 definitions by Kayeman Lanes
A fantastic restaurant (even if they have fallen off with their employing of thousands of non-english speaking immigrant cashiers) that people are now acting like they don't like ever since the film 'Super size me' hit theatres yet those same people know they go to McDonalds everytime their lazy butts don't feel like cooking despite all their complaining about carbs, unstatrurized fats, and whatever other new science term they pull out of their snobbish butts.
Kayeman: Katie, want McDonalds?
Katie: Are you kidding me? Do you know how many carbs your eating with just a small soda, or how much sugar...
Kayeman: (under breath) Not this again
Katie:(Cont'd)... Or how many mono glouserines your taking in? Do you!?
Kayeman: Listen, I'm going.
Katie: Oh, Kayeman can you get me a big mac?
Katie: Are you kidding me? Do you know how many carbs your eating with just a small soda, or how much sugar...
Kayeman: (under breath) Not this again
Katie:(Cont'd)... Or how many mono glouserines your taking in? Do you!?
Kayeman: Listen, I'm going.
Katie: Oh, Kayeman can you get me a big mac?
by Kayeman Lanes March 31, 2006
Steve: Dude, what's this ball doing over here?
Kayman: I don't know it's probably from one of the kids next door, bend it back and lets get going.
Steve: OK.
Kayman: I don't know it's probably from one of the kids next door, bend it back and lets get going.
Steve: OK.
by Kayeman Lanes March 12, 2006
When your parent or guardian nags you and makes you get them either something to eat or drink while they're relaxed, and slipping any 'non' food items in. Comes from the scene in the 1995 movie 'Friday' where Ice Cube's character Craig puts a defected ice cube into his nagging father's cup. Hence Pulling a Friday
Mother: Kayman!!
Kayman(out of breath: Yea mom.
Mother: Get me some ice tea.
Kayman: But I'm busy
Mother: Well, you aint busy enough for me to whoop that ass now do what I said.
Kayman: (Groans) Fine.
*In kitchen*
Kayman: (Grumbling to self while pouring the juice) Dumb lazy ass bitch
Mother:(From other side of the house) Put ice in the cup too! And hurry!
Kayman: (Sucks teeth, and gets ice. One falls on the floor, Kayman bends down and as he is about to throw it out smiles wickedly and plops it in the cup and serves it to his mother, and thinks to self pulling a friday is awesome)
Kayman(out of breath: Yea mom.
Mother: Get me some ice tea.
Kayman: But I'm busy
Mother: Well, you aint busy enough for me to whoop that ass now do what I said.
Kayman: (Groans) Fine.
*In kitchen*
Kayman: (Grumbling to self while pouring the juice) Dumb lazy ass bitch
Mother:(From other side of the house) Put ice in the cup too! And hurry!
Kayman: (Sucks teeth, and gets ice. One falls on the floor, Kayman bends down and as he is about to throw it out smiles wickedly and plops it in the cup and serves it to his mother, and thinks to self pulling a friday is awesome)
by Kayeman Lanes March 17, 2006
Something adults tell you to quit doing, especially while with company, when your just standing around minding your own business doing nothing.
Mother: Kayman, quit showing off can't you see I have company!
Kayman: But mom I-
Mother: Don't make me come over there!
Kayman:(Mumbling) I hate that whore!
Kayman: But mom I-
Mother: Don't make me come over there!
Kayman:(Mumbling) I hate that whore!
by Kayeman Lanes March 8, 2006
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by Kayeman Lanes March 28, 2006