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1 definition by Katsnatchfever

To wax poetic is the act of shitting on the baseboard heater and turning the thermostat up on the day you vacate your apartment.
"Hey bra, ya movin' out today?"
"Yah man, the soup is being a total dick and keeping my deposit, so I'm gonna have to wax poetic."
by Katsnatchfever January 27, 2013