The world's largest cheeto, found in Hawaii, and bought by a small town in Iowa for $1000. Often mistaken for a giant cheeto, which it is not, the world's largest cheeto is about the size of a lemon. It is currently being displayed in a bullet-proof glass box in Sister Sarah's Bar and Grill.
Who'd want to shoot the world's largest cheeto, anyway? Or steal it, for that matter...It's been there so long now, it's probably extremely stale.