Alt. Spelling: snarkolepsy
See also: snarcoleptic
A rare disease in which the victim suffers from severe bitchiness and has frequent and uncontrollable periods of deep sleep.
The disease is not very well-known, but will soon receive much publicity due to the film "Attack of the Snarcoleptics", where the disease is a large part of the plot.
Allan: You bitch!
Allan falls asleep.
Emma: Oh, he must have snarcolepsy. Poor thing. I'll just let him sleep here in this dark alley. I'm sure it's safe.