a Latino variant of the word kitten
, meaning a baby or adolescent cat. The refusal to enunciate the double "T" sound is most often utilized by Latino women.
Maria: Ewwww, I almost got licked by the ki'en.
A latino variant of the word rotten
, used to describe a state of decomposition, most often in food (pronounced rah un). The refusal to enunciate the double “t” sound is most often utilized by Latino women.
Maria: Eeeee, these pinto beans smell bad!
Teresa: Are they ro'en?
a Latino variant of the word nothing
, only without the enunciation of the "th", most often utilized to describe something that does not exist or the absence of all magnitude or quantity. The refusal to enunciate the "th" sound is most often utilized by Latino women.
Maria: Necesito un cigarrillo. Do you have any quarters for the machine?
Teresa: Lo siento. I ain't got nu'in'.
The expression "christmas came early" originated in northern New Mexico. In this case, "christmas" refers to the unique combination of both red chile
and green chile
on your breakfast burrito. The fiery blend has a unique chemical reaction that results in premature bowel movements that are tainted with the fire of the chile. Thus, when one has a BM
after consuming a christmas breakfast burrito, christmas is said to have come early.
Ralph: Oh, man! It's only 10:00 am and that loaf I dropped felt like fire!
Ted: Sounds like christmas came early.
Another name for a double-sided dildo utilized when two bottom gay males have sex.
Ted: Hey, I was watchin some gay porn last night, and two bottoms were rammin asses with this weird thing in between them.
Ralph: Oh yeah? It was probably a swedish dildo.
after, subsequent, later than, or following after a game
. It is a time marked by alcohol consumption, both in celebration and in depressive anxiety resulting from loss, depending upon which team you are on or support.
Ted: Man, that was one hell of a game. Did you see that pass?
Ralph: Yeah, I saw it. It'll be flashing behind my eyes for the remainder of postgame when I'm drowning my sorrow in suds.
RTSS is an acronym for Reverse Telecommuting – Spousal Support (RTSS), and is defined as the execution of non-employment activities at one’s place of employment as directed (requested) by a spouse or significant other. RTSS can have an adverse effect on the mental well-being of participating males, leading to general aggravation and subsequent participation in a male bitch session
Ted: Hey, you want to go grab a burger for lunch?
Ralph: Maybe, if I can finish this fuckin’ RTSS.
Ted: Man, that’s rough.
Ralph: Tell me about it. If I had known I’d be doing fucking taxes all day, I’d of just stayed home and sucked down a six.