30 definitions by Kate Sjostrand

H
The middle initial of Jesus Christ, short for "Hector". The middle initial is seldom embarked, unless one is particularly furious, in which case one might invoke the power of Jesus H Christ rather than having God damn the applicable subject.
Ted: Did you see the size of that ass?

Ralph: Jesus H Fucking Christ!
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

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(n.) A severe or long recession.
Ralph: Dude, the feds just lowered interest rates and backed a takeover of a large investment bank after acknowledging that we might be in a recession.

Ted: This recession's been going on since Bush took over. How long until we call it an economic depression?
by Kate Sjostrand March 21, 2008

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First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", it is a delicate corneal inversion procedure administered in the correction of walleye vision; however, due to the high risk of eye socket damage, it is normally carried out via the rectum.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye-vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

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Similar to "raining on my parade", "piss on my fuck" is a phrase intended to communicate dismay to another for a conceited act that infringes upon one's progress or character.
Ted: So I had an 80 point round in BattleField 2 last night.

Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.

Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.
by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008

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An erection caused from vibrations felt while riding in a car, (typically in a male).
Ted: Dude, I have to stop and get some coffee. You comin in?

Ralph: No, I think I'll hit the head, I've got some road wood that I gotta kill.
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The rapid loss of confidence in one's capabilities from one's traditionally supportive network of friends, customers, etc.
Ralph: Dude, nobody wants me to fix their computers anymore.

Ted: You've been bear stearned, bro.
by Kate Sjostrand March 20, 2008

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GCE
GCE is an acronym for "gross conceptual error". Originating in the nuclear navy, the acronym is used to point out when someone's logic is severely flawed.
Ted: You'd think that the water out of the water softener would taste salty with as much salt as we add to soften it up.

Ralph: Dude, GCE. The salt doesn't go into the water, it replenishes sites on the ion exchanger!
by Kate Sjostrand February 19, 2008

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