30 definitions by Kate Sjostrand
Term used to describe the role that some divorced fathers fulfill, whereby they tend their biological children during certain prescribed times during the year (much like a vacation) rather than be a father full time.
Maria: You can take the children weekends during the summer.
Ted: No way! I'm not going to be a Disneyland Dad!
Ted: No way! I'm not going to be a Disneyland Dad!
by Kate Sjostrand February 21, 2008
A term used to identify someone committed to a life of service in the armed forces. Synonymous with lifer.
Ted: I can't wait until I get out of here.
Ralph: Yeah, right, you're a fuckin diggit and you know it. You'll probably reenlist.
Ralph: Yeah, right, you're a fuckin diggit and you know it. You'll probably reenlist.
by Kate Sjostrand February 21, 2008
Ambiguous location where long-reaching political decisions are said to be made, such as determining political candidates after a caucus. The term can also be used to suggest political or other improprieties, but almost always has corrupt undertones.
Ted: Can you believe Hillary still won the primary after the record turnout for Obama?
Ralph: Yeah, tell me that decision wasn't made in a smokey room.
Ralph: Yeah, tell me that decision wasn't made in a smokey room.
by Kate Sjostrand February 21, 2008
Recession is the decline in a country's gross domestic product (GDP), or negative real economic growth, for two or more successive quarters of a year. The term recession, however, has been utilized in recent decades by politicians to distort the economic outlook and reframe in more positive terms rather than have to address the looming economic depression.
Ralph: Dude, the feds just lowered interest rates and backed a takeover of a large investment bank after acknowledging that we might be in a recession.
Ted: This recession's been going on since Bush took over. How long until we call it an economic depression?
Ted: This recession's been going on since Bush took over. How long until we call it an economic depression?
by Kate Sjostrand March 21, 2008
a Latino variant of the word mitten, only without the enunciation of the "t" sound. The word carries the same meaning, specifically referring to a glove where the primary fingers are contained in one side of the parsel and thumb is kept separate. The refusal to enunciate the double "T" sound is most often utilized by Latino women.
Maria: (looking down at Teresa's hands) Oh my God! Where are your mi'ens?
Teresa: Eeeee, I couldn't find them.
Teresa: Eeeee, I couldn't find them.
by Kate Sjostrand February 21, 2008
Ted: Hey, I was watchin some gay porn last night, and two bottoms were rammin asses with this weird thing in between them.
Ralph: Oh yeah? It was probably a swedish dildo.
Ralph: Oh yeah? It was probably a swedish dildo.
by Kate Sjostrand April 1, 2008
Similar to "raining on my parade", "piss on my fuck" is a phrase intended to communicate dismay to another for a conceited act that infringes upon one's progress or character.
Ted: So I had an 80 point round in BattleField 2 last night.
Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.
Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.
Ralph: Oh, that's nothing, I had a 120 point round last week.
Ted: Dude, don't piss on my fuck. Eighty points was a good round for me.
by Kate Sjostrand February 22, 2008