The cleverest stand-up comic. He's an executive transvestite, and he's best known for Dress to Kill and Circles. He usually uses history for his material, staying away from offending topics like sex and current politics.
"You can't claim us, we live here!
Can to! those are the rules...I've just made up!"
"We'll call it the physcotic bastard relgion!
(Or church of england sir?)
Or Church of England, yes, that works too."