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Mother You Avoid
Short: Opposite of a MILF

Long: A whiny, bitchy , over-concerned female that generally seems to be determined to make your day miserable.

A Moya is always the first to enter a parent-teacher conference and always the last to leave.
Being always on edge when it comes to her children , she will bug you endlessly about the dangers of Jenkem , Marijuana and chocolate till you agree to forswear those vices for the rest of your life.

While she might look good on the outside , her incessant , (often ignorant) whiny chatter forestalls any romantic advances immediately.

Another of the traits by which is Moya is characterized is the her technical illiteracy combined with her unwillingness to listen.
<RandalSmith>: Yesterday we had a Moya at our store who wanted to by an Ipod for her son ... -.-
<LadyOnyx> XD , I think you should be glad you survived your experience .. :P

Principal: "Since somebody planted the rumor of LSD in our schools swimming pool , my Office is constantly under siege by the Moya's .
by Kaskeran June 12, 2009

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