Wife Or Girlfriend
Singular of WAG (Wives And Girlfriends)
A female who is overpublicised, vacuous, anorexic,. Usually found lurking at football matches, easily distinguised by their orange skin tone and high body plastic index, ostensibly present for the purpose of pleasuring the England football team, but in reality with the intention of being photographed obtaining fashion advice from chief WOG Mrs. Beckham in the hope that this will lead to a future appearance on "celebrity love island".
Person 1: Look at that WAG !
Person 2: That's not a WAG, that's a WOG
Person 1: What's a WOG?
Person 2: A Wife OR Girlfriend
Person 1: Then what's a WAG???? ps I am a retard
Person 2: A WAG stands for Wives AND Girlfriends. A Singular person cannot be both a Wife and Girlfriend.
Person 1: So the singular of WAG is WOG right?
Person 2: Yes.