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2 definitions by Karie Harvey

A lawyer who advertizes during Jerry Springer. He specializes in redirecting phone calls, and screwing people out of money.
by Karie Harvey September 23, 2003
1. noun; What happens when someone goes a little batty at work while holding a pencil
2. proper noun; a website that works to prevent an eyejabber in progress
1. "Gerry had an eyejabber fit at work today. He'll never see life quite the same way again."
2. "I visited Eyejabber.com today. It kept me from punching my boss in the face"
by Karie Harvey September 23, 2003