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6 definitions by Kane Chitty

 
1.
When people are laughing ridiculously without any type of bodily control and freaks out people, preferably Mexicans.
*Guys playing Halo and a person gets blown up by tank*

Man1: "HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"

Man2: "STOP ALL DAT SNIGGLING!!!"
by Kane Chitty March 07, 2014
 
2.
The hitting of the absolute bottom of life. You can go no lower than this. This word is the absolute embodiment of being a complete loser in life and 99.9% sure your not going to being able to amount to anything in life. If you are a Assistant Janitor, you are a worthless meat sack and you should have never existed. But if you are one, you should take pride in it,it is the only thing you can take pride in. So, Assistant Janitors of the world. Stand up, and wear this as a badge of honor, because its not easy to be an Assistant Janitor. Eh, actually its pretty easy.
Man 1: "Dude, you are 69 years old and you've never had a job,you have had an unhonorable discharge from the U.S. Military,you were kicked out of your own birthday 20 years in a row, evicted from your cardboard box,you've had 16 interventions on your sticker addiction, and you have the most viewed fail on YouTube. Dude, you're an Assistant Janitor."

Assistant Janitor: "You're darn skippy, and I'm proud of it."
by Kane Chitty July 10, 2014
 
3.
When doing something that causes physical,mental,or spiritual filth that far exceeds the very bowels of Hell(EX:Stan Lee selling Marvel Comics to the Corporation of Disney)... you must embark...the 12 hour shower. The action of taking a shower that last 12 hours, no more, and no less. For the ceremony to actually start you have to be in the shower for at least 2 hours prior. For if you embark on this journey of self revelation and stop the shower before 12 hours,you will explode in a flaming bag of poo and turn into a crippled rabbit. If you are in the shower for more than 12 hours, you will die right there, and in the after life you will have to listen to Ke$ha non stop. Only the most keenest of minds, the strongest of willpower,and the strength of Hercules can take on this task of Gods. It takes more than a century of training in several disciplines to accoplish this goal. So, do you think you have the balls?
Woman 1: "I was just rapped by Mickey Mouse. Time for a 12 hour shower."

Man 1: "I just watched the end of 'The Green Mile'. Time for a 12 hour shower."

Transvestite Alien: "I just saw the end of 'Alien vs Predator' and have lost my faith in my religion of scientoglogy. Time for a 12 hour shower."
by Kane Chitty July 09, 2014
 
4.
The one chunk of fecal matter extruding from your anus in the recreational but necessary act of pooping,that won't leave your anus easily. To be a Dookie Nugget, it will have to be at the maximum size 4 inches in length,no longer. It will also have to take at the least 20 minutes to completely exit your anus. It will put strain on your body in the forms of,but not limited to: migraine,the popping of blood vessels in your eyes,loss of breath,your butthole being 'hot',screaming of the word God,stomping of the floor,screaming in general,straining of the butthole,time slowing down,flash backs of your life,seeing of different colors,seeing 'stars',the lighting of your place of pooping changing(only through your eyes of course stupid,you don't have superpowers),feeling of 'light headed',muscle strain in general,depression and suicidal thoughts(for dumb people). The only thing that can rid you of a Dookie Nugget is a massive amount of will power(i would prescribe a Green Lantern Corps. power ring,or a 25 cent ring from a gumball machine if you cannot get, a Green Lantern Corps. power ring)the Dookie Nugget fairy,fiber from a healthy diet(duh), and trying your very hardest to get that abomination out of your body. Please, have a healthy diet,and thank you.
Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "OHHH GOD WHYYY WHYYYYYY!!! WHY ME!!! WHERES MY POWER RING!!! OH GOD NOOOOOO!!!!! THIS DOOKIE NUGGET FAR EXCEEDS MY POWER!!!!!!!!!"

Man in other room(Kane Chitty): "Jose? Are you Alright in there?"

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "YOU FUCKING TATER THOT!!! DOES IT SOUND LIKE I'M ALRIGHT?!?!? WHERE IS MY DAMN POWER RING?!?!?"

Man in other room(Kane Chitty): "You're not a member of the Green Lantern Corps. You are a regular,man. Human being with no special abilities."

Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez): "SHUT UP CHITTY!!! WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE I WILL END YOU, AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND CARE ABOUT!!!"

"Man in other room(Kane Chitty) pees on bathroom door,Man on toilet(Jose Rodriguez) was trapped forever..."
by Kane Chitty July 09, 2014
 
5.
A fish,that is drowning. For deeper thought though think of it like this: How about when you have something you craved for your whole life, but now that you have it, its killing you.
Man 1: "Hey man you got all the girls to love you by selling your soul to the Devil,but now they're going to literally eat you."

Man 2:" I know, I'm a Drowning Fish.
by Kane Chitty July 10, 2014
 
6.
A group of people that should not be trifled with. These people that are in this group can be but are not limited to: Retards, Fags, Emos, Hippies, Hipsters, Nerds, Goths, Runaways, Addicts, Virgins, Sluts, Racist, Dummies, Poor, Rich, and Ugly.
The world turned it's back on them and now they stand together as a powerful force. Do not mess with them, you may not survive. They're the best there is at what they do, but what they do best isn't very accepted. So look out you normals of the world. The Renegade is coming(mad melodramatic, i know I'm sorry).
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear what happened to Billy?"

Guy 2: "No, what happened?"

Guy 1: "He was bullying some kid, called him a retarded fag and left him bloody beat up and naked,hardly breathing in the street, But the Renegade of Rejects got him. Strung him up a tree with a dildo up his butt and savagely beaten, so bad, he's a cripple now."

Guy 2: "Dang dude, well, he was a jerk anyway, probably had it coming(pun).
by Kane Chitty July 09, 2014