1 definition by Kandi, Bealezebub, Vibratia

Pork sword, cock, penis, plain and simple.
I met this chick at the convenience store and took her back to the Cadillac Motel where I slipped her the ol' hamtampon.
by Kandi, Bealezebub, Vibratia August 16, 2010
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