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18 definitions by Kamikaze Watermelon

 
8.
used my muslims as a replacement to saying "god damn it" by christians
Christian person: Hahaha! I owned you at Call of Duty
Muslim person: Allah damn it!
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009
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9.
when you are waiting to do something with the sudden urge right before it happens to not do it
1)
"I really want to go to Dreamworld tomorrow, but I don't know about going on The Giant Drop."

"Don't worry. That's just prepared nervousness."

2)
"When Sam was about to kick Tim in the balls, I thought he was suffering from prepared nervousness."
by Kamikaze Watermelon December 04, 2008
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10.
Abbreviation for GROwing Up FEar.

When kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because they think that they won't be able to manage it on their own.

Not to be mistaken with yopefod which is about kids being scared of becoming druggies due to peer pressure.
My friend isn't planning his future that good. Either he's badly disorganised or he's got groufe.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 06, 2009
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11.
Abbreviation for YOung PEople's Fear Of Drugs. Also see groufe in general.

Yopefod is a term for when kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because of the stories they hear of postgraduates taking drugs and they don't want to be a hoon.
My friend was really not looking forward to a career. I think it was a case of yopefod.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 06, 2009
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12.
Abbreviation for "Dangerous People Of Importance"

So if you do something, your dapois give a bad effect on it so you don't let them know.
I couldn't go to the movies with her because my dapoi might find out and I'll be screwed.
by Kamikaze Watermelon March 26, 2009
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13.
when you and somebody else are trying to burn each other and you want to be more original than to make a your mum comeback and you just think of something like either bitch, dickhead, gay, homo head, fucktard or penis-breath.
"Call 1300-I-AM-A-RETARD and push the 'little pink button' because you really need to visit the Mental Health Hotline. You would be gone for a couple of days and it would really suit us all."
"At least I'm intelligent enough to use a phone."
"Yeah well you have penis-breath!"
"Was that an out-of-the-blue insult?"
"Yeah I think it was."
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009
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14.
The act of shoving a pole up one's ass, so that one gets hyped up and starts moving, therefore creating a random and humorous dance.
His pole-dancing was disturbing that night.
by Kamikaze Watermelon October 09, 2008
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