18 definitions by Kamikaze Watermelon

used my muslims as a replacement to saying "god damn it" by christians
Christian person: Hahaha! I owned you at Call of Duty
Muslim person: Allah damn it!
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009
when you are waiting to do something with the sudden urge right before it happens to not do it
1)
"I really want to go to Dreamworld tomorrow, but I don't know about going on The Giant Drop."

"Don't worry. That's just prepared nervousness."

2)
"When Sam was about to kick Tim in the balls, I thought he was suffering from prepared nervousness."
by Kamikaze Watermelon December 04, 2008
Abbreviation for GROwing Up FEar.

When kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because they think that they won't be able to manage it on their own.

Not to be mistaken with yopefod which is about kids being scared of becoming druggies due to peer pressure.
My friend isn't planning his future that good. Either he's badly disorganised or he's got groufe.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 06, 2009
an answering machine listing mental problems and what button to press or what to do usually contrary to what the problem is!
You have called the mental health hotline.

If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009
Abbreviation for YOung PEople's Fear Of Drugs. Also see groufe in general.

Yopefod is a term for when kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because of the stories they hear of postgraduates taking drugs and they don't want to be a hoon.
My friend was really not looking forward to a career. I think it was a case of yopefod.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 06, 2009
Abbreviation for "Dangerous People Of Importance"

So if you do something, your dapois give a bad effect on it so you don't let them know.
I couldn't go to the movies with her because my dapoi might find out and I'll be screwed.
by Kamikaze Watermelon March 26, 2009
when you and somebody else are trying to burn each other and you want to be more original than to make a your mum comeback and you just think of something like either bitch, dickhead, gay, homo head, fucktard or penis-breath.
"Call 1300-I-AM-A-RETARD and push the 'little pink button' because you really need to visit the Mental Health Hotline. You would be gone for a couple of days and it would really suit us all."
"At least I'm intelligent enough to use a phone."
"Yeah well you have penis-breath!"
"Was that an out-of-the-blue insult?"
"Yeah I think it was."
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009

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