2.) Someone who talks just to hear themselves (because no-one else will listen)
3.) Someone who posts definitions of their name because they think people care who they are.
4.) The French.
(Unless their country is getting its ass kicked by some invading foreign army then they beg on hands and knees)
5.) US magistrate judges I don’t know if you ever seen one in court but the bastards think they’re GOD (especially when they presiding in mediocre unknown little hic-towns or suburbs)