4 definitions by Kalvyne

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A numerical term for a "shit ton"; a large unspecified number.
That asshole has a bajillion ex girlfriends.
by Kalvyne June 14, 2011

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The BANE on my existence
I had this great idea the other day, like I do every day, but damn gravity got in my way YET AGAIN. Just wait till I get this cast off! *shakes fist*
by Kalvyne April 20, 2011

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A dream or nightmare in which you have an orgasm.
Dude: I had a dream about Kaite last night. Yeah, we fucked and I nutted all over her face.
Dude's friend: Haha, like that would ever happen
Dude (downcast): Yeah.. it was just a gasmare.
by Kalvyne May 13, 2011

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Om.nom (ahm-nahm)
1. v. To enthusiastically munch.

2. n. That which you enjoy munching, or desire to munch. ex- Dude, gimme some omnoms!
1. I totally wanted to omnom some waffles this morning!
2. Dude, gimme some of your omnoms!
by Kalvyne May 24, 2011

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