2 definitions by Kalkris

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The term used by conservative know-it-alls to attempt to elaborate on topics they actually know nothing about.
"Hey guys, Obama is a guy who would throw a grenade into a fernus to quench a fire!"

"lol, Fernus"
by Kalkris February 19, 2009

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The result of smashing a vatful of Fruity Pebbles with one's penis repeatedly. This is easily achievable if one is male or a prostitute.
"Did you see what Betty just did with her cereal?"

"Yeah! She just turned it into smabbles! She must be a prostitute."

"But she's only 5...years...old..."

"SOOOOOOOON...."
by Kalkris February 17, 2012

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