Etymology: Middle English, from Latin, from Greek, of Semitic origin; akin to Hebrew Aleph aleph
1 : A self-important persistent world for Neverwinter Nights. You can usually tell if a dungeon master is from ALFA by their swagger when they walk and french accents.
2. To be sodomized by a treant. Ex: "He was a fine lad until he got the ALFA happened to him in the forest."
I am a DM for ALFA you natty little player-type. I am like a GOD and you, you are like my pisspot.