A stupid ninja that makes ninjas look like complete idiots by wearing orange.(What kind of stupid ninja wears orange where everyone can see him/her/it??)
He also sucks at everything, and eats Ramen because his parents got raped by a fox and he cant afford anything else now.
Naruto dreams of being a kage of Ho's. Hence, Hokage.
He also fantasizes of having sex with a pointy haired male ninja named Sasuke.
Hi I'm Naruto. I want to suck Sasuke's cock because it has pointy hair on it. cockjoke etc.