3 definitions by Kaiser Sma

Insult. Tard as in Retard (person suffering from mental retardation) combined with cock as in penis. Reflects the lack of intelligence, incompetence and/or mentally deficient actions of the target and equates it to that of a penis. While not the most logical association, it refers to the 'sexual intelligence' of a man with out any higher brain function i.e. thinking with ones cock. The insertion of the word 'cock' into the word also creates a sense of natural revulsion to most heterosexual males and many females. Although 'tard' has actual meaning, the effect is primarily in the sound. Unlike the other tard composites it is used more in cases of reactionary anger, but more multipurpose than fuck tard.
"You cock tard! What were you thinking?"
"Get out of it. Cock tard
by Kaiser Sma April 5, 2005
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Backwang/Back Wang:
Student slang localised in Ireland. Two primary meanings:
1, The Coccyx (or Tail Bone), a bone at the end of the spine composed of fused vertebrae.
2, Someone who is absurdly or singularily socially incompetent.
1, 'I fell and hurt my back wang'
'I can feel your back wang'
2, 'Keep the jelly in the bowl you backwang!'
'Stop biting me backwang!'
by Kaiser Sma March 23, 2005
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To 'be cool'. Implies to the target that they should either become cooler or maintain their current high level of coolness. Comes from the action of making 'ring bling' by cutting a metal pipe into segments. The rings made can then be worn on the fingers, increasing ones coolfactor.
"Hey man, cut the pipe!"
"see yah guy, cut the pipe!"
by Kaiser Sma April 8, 2005
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