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1 definition by Kaemine

 
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When performing anal sex and when you pull your dick out there is smears of shit still on it from the other person having shit still in their ass.
guy: WTF?! Why's there shit on my dick.
Women: Ooops I forgot to wipe. Guess you just got a muddy johnson.
by Kaemine June 11, 2010