The jagged tearing of tissue of the vagina to produce a deep, pussing, bleeding, ragged gash.
A klutzy girl named Liz was walking on he newly waxed floor with a knife in her hand. She was distracted by the lovely voice of her frinend Kacii. Lizabeth slipped and fell and as she did the knife stabbed into her vagina. Thus resulted in a vaginal laceration.
When you laugh at jokes 5 minutes late you are slow.
When your friends tell you something and you go WHHHHAAATTTTT???? and then they explain and you go OH LMAO!... you are slow.
When your name is Vickie... you are slow.
When your girlfriend and your best friend make fun of you because you don't get anything they say... you are slow.