A small, midget-sized redhead. Usually lazy, and hungover. Watch out for the Asger - it bites! Bad tempered ginger kid. Disgusting. Has no soul.
The Asger is the guy at the party, who always acts like an old man. Due to his lack of soul, he never looks good in photos.
- Who's that ginger acting like an old man?
- Oh, don't worry, he's probably just an Asger