"Urban" singer who, for some reason, stresses his vowels way too much.
"The sound of the burrrds and the biiiis, bringin' yuu tuuu your kniiis, is all I wanna duuuuu..." - A Lemar song.
English words that are sued in the French language.
Faire du shopping.
Le best of.
Corruption of "owned". Used amongst gamers to describe doling out a savage beating to a fellow gamer - or, "serious pwnage".
Pronunciations range from "poned" and "pooned" to "pwooned" and "pwunned". I favour the latter pair myself.
"Well, no wonder... we were all pwned!"
A truly meaningless state of being, specifically, that of someone yet to engage in sexual intercourse with another person. Some people grant it more cachet or stigma than it truly deserves, in all honesty.
That being said, there is something uniquely thrilling about taking someone else's virginity.
"Virginity's nothing to be ashamed of, it's a state of being." - Inara Serra, Firefly, episode 8, "Jaynestown"
Trading Card Game which is strictly inferior to Magic the Gathering.
You can tell the calibre of a TCG by the name of its sets, and if "Evo-Crushinators of Doom" and "Rampage of the Super Warriors" are anything to go by, DM won't last very long.
Oh, and some of its cards are named "Fatal Attacker Horvath" and "Miele, Vizier of Lightning" (a common, by the way.)
Me: "I've got some Duel Masters cards to sell here... Foil Bolshack Dragon..."
DM Kid: "WOW!!! I'll give you £14 for it!"
Me: "Deal. Well done, and you certainly have been."
1. A member of a nomadic tribe which inhabited Europe at the time of the fall of the Roman Empire.
2. US vernacular for a faux-punky individual who takes pride in their image ad nauseam and thinks everyone else should have a similar image. Often they have large numbers of friends who look and think just the same and piss on those who are not in their group. They get their clothes from places which sell rubbish at huge prices. Therefore I firmly believe they can be dispensed with, for their image-over-substance led lifestyle is inimical to society.
See also prep
1. "Ahhhh! The Goths are coming!!! Hide!"
2. "Pfft... Shurrup Bradley yer fuckin' gothic!!"
An act of masturbation when performed in a group, a circle jerk with commentary.
"Let's all have a communal kang."