grafitti-usually found in inner city or on trains passing through in a rural suburb.
Stopped at the train crossing; I say to my sister "wow" look at all that grafitti. No sis, it's an "art crime"
Like racial profiling, except one is sizing up a the size of a man's penis by the way he acts. In this case, race does not make a difference!
Big sister- Check out that cute guy at the end of the bar!
Lil sister- Yeah he's cute, but he's a cocky somebody!
Big sister- So what's that got to do with it?
Lil sister- That means he's probably got a little penis!
Big sister- Oh you're just penis profiling!
This will be our cooktail hour drink!! We would be stupid sloppy drunk and burn all the damn food!! We should send that to the Urban Dictionary.
Cooktail hour. The hour before you start cooking where you drink some type of fruity alcholic concoction to get you in the mood to cook. Usually done on a busy holiday like Thanksgiving when you have a lot of dishes to prepare.
T: Hey lil sis, did you put the turkey in? It’s almost cooktail hour.
K: yeah big sis, let’s throw a couple back before we start mashing the potatoes!
Post beach vacation depression-
The feeling that is provoked after a relaxing vacation at the beach.
Sand in your crack, lost toll booth tickets, missing annoying family members(ok then you know you've lost it), memory loss, yelling at your favorite sister, hateful blogging, fighting with spouses or boyfriends, empty feeling from vomiting or not being able to eat cause you are so hung over, not enjoying your children, aches and pains associated with dancing and falling asleep in some strange place, alcohol withdrawl, grass stains of unknown origin on your clothing, receiving nasty grams from people who are hatin', uncontrollable crying, being broke, unable to find your way back to the state you came from, failing exams and having to use the term...
"What happens at the beach, stays at the beach."
Litte sister- I have been crying all day and I can't concentrate on studying for my final exam...
Big sister- Oh My God! I have been crying all day too! You know what we have? We have Post beach vacation depression!