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African-Roulette is no laughing matter, it is one of the most dangerous games in all of the world; it is estimated that nearly 10,000 Africans die each year as a direct result of losing in African roulette.

African-Roulette is when a man has heterosexual intercourse with another consenting adult without a condom, the only catch is that the woman is African, which means that there is an 86.3% chance that she is HIV+.

When a man takes a chance like this and loses he dies 99.999999% of the time, Infact the only documented case of a someone living for more than six months after losing at "AR" is the "Magic Man" himself Magic Johnson, who actually set an international record for most "AR" wins in a row with 5, (two of which were three-ways).
"Hi kids my name is Magic Johnson and if you want to grow up like me you should play African-Roulette on the reg."-Magic Johnson
by K1LL_4_FUN February 27, 2011

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A McMopper is the very awkward mentally retarded person who sweeps up the floors and mops up after obese people leave messes all over McDonalds.

Although a McMopper is usually a nice person who wouldn't hurt a fly with his filthy little hands, he IS very socially awkward, and he insists on making eye contact with everyone, and saying HELLO strangely loud.

The problems that McMoppers cause far overshadow any small good they achieve in a 3 1/2 hour Tard shift at a McDonalds near you. For some people who are highly tolerant McMoppers are not much of a problem, but to the rest of us they are an unnecessary distraction while we stuff our dirty face holes with half rotten beef liver scraps that have been pressed into burger shaped patties and stuffed into a bun with special sauce.
Me: "Fucking Dammit Shit-Covered Dickass I just made eye-contact with that McMopper."

Willy (McMopper): "HELLLLLOWWWW ! ! ! ! !"

ME: "Hey buddy, I'll give you a brand new $5 bill to see how many McNuggets you can fit in your mouth in the middle of the road, and if the cars touch you, you get a sticker!"

Willy: "Okayyyy"
by K1LL_4_FUN March 15, 2011

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A Tuesday Troll is a woman that is not very good looking but you would consider taking her home as long as your friends won't find out about it.

No one in the history of bars or trolls has ever gone to a bar looking for a Tuesday troll, but 6 beers later anything can happen.

If you go to a Bar on a Tuesday Night be prepared to see more than your fair share of Trolls because its been proven by science and black magic that the Trolls are most active on Tuesdays between 4:00pm and 12:00am.
Dave: "Hey man you wanna come out to the bar tonight?"

Wayne: "Isn't today Tuesday?"

Dave: "Holy shit I almost forgot, Tuesday Night is Troll Night."

Wayne: "Yep, Tuesday Trolls are nothin but trouble."
by K1LL_4_FUN March 03, 2011

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The Mexican long sleeve is when you take out a girl that you just met for a casual dinner at a dirty Mexican restaurant (the dirtier the better) half way through the disgusting meal she WILL have to use the bathroom. while she is in the bathroom slip a GHB, and a muscle relaxer in her margarita.

When she returns insist that as soon as you finish your drinks you will leave while you reach for your wallet (to make sure she thinks you really are ready to leave), she will want to get out of that dirty ass restaurant so bad she'll throw back that margarita like a shot of premium tequila.

When you are done with your drinks leave that dirty place in a hurry, you need to get her to a vehicle before she passes out. Once you have her in the car and she passes out take her around to the back of the restaurant and lay her down by the dumpsters.

The muscle relaxers should be in full swing by now, allowing you to slide each of her arms into her own ass (one at a time) when you pull them out there will be bits of nasty putrid shit on each of her smelly little arms, creating the Mexican Long Sleeves.

Its best to do this on a very hot night so that by the time she wakes up the shit will be dried on to her arms and she will have no idea what happened.
Wayne: "Dude wheres that new secretary at? She just started yesterday?"

Scott: "Haha I have a feeling she won't be back for awhile, I took her out to Sanchez's last night and gave her the old Mexican Long Sleeves."

Wayne: "Not again dude that's the third secretary this month."

Scott: "Stop acting like a Pussy"

PS. After completion of the Mexican Long Sleeves you should probably get the fuck out of dodge because you have just broken some undeniably serious laws, by that time you'll have to take a shit too, just make sure you don't shit near the crime-scene.
by K1LL_4_FUN February 27, 2011

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