10 definitions by K-dog

The sleepy feeling you get when you have just blown a load or orgasmed.
"Yeah after I wanked off I got tired and had to sleepcum"
by K-dog July 4, 2016
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Any kind of fluid that is produced in the act of sexual intercourse. A much better way of saying sperm, seamen, jizz, nut, secretion, vaginal fluid, etc.
Guy 1: Will John care if I crash in his bed tonight?
Guy2: Probably not, but i wouldn't. His sheets are probably engulfed in sexy-fluid.
by K-dog March 7, 2014
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Two words used together to describe sexual based criminal offenses. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.
by K-dog March 7, 2014
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A time period before marriage when a couple lives together to see if they are completely compatible for marriage. The trial marriage usually exposes all of the negative side effects to living with your partner. The trial marriage often ends in a very messy trial divorce.
Four months into our twelve month lease she dumped me, and now I am paying two rents. Man, that trial marriage was stupid.
by K-dog May 16, 2014
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When someone is so intoxicated, rather than introducing oneself to the opposite sex with a hug or handshake, they greet them with an inappropriate kiss on the mouth. This was done for years by creepy Family Feud Host Richard Dawson.
Guy 1: Kevin just kissed all three of those girls at the bar on the lips, and he has never even met them.

Guy 2: Yeah bro, He is Richard Dawson Drunk.
by K-dog June 25, 2014
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A horizontal vagina. Very common in women of asian origin.
Hey, that chinklet has a hagina!
by K-dog November 11, 2003
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Derived from the Greek word for 'Cantonese'.

An Asian student temporarily studying in a host nation.

Heavily subsidised income from parents in Asia allows for expensive cars and apartments to be procured, whilst an inabilty to relate to the culture of host nation means an unwillingness to learn local language and have a social circle extending further than other kinesis.
Kinesis inner city apartments always smell like boiled cabbage.
by K-dog January 26, 2005
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