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2 definitions by K-Doggg

 
1.
A non-gender specific person (usually males like those seen on Dateline with Chris Hansen) who preys on unsuspecting people (usually teens) via the internet for their own sexual gratification.
Wow Jim was on Dateline for the third time this month?! He is quite the Virtuaplaya!
by K-Doggg January 27, 2008
 
2.
After a long night of receiving anal sex the person wakes up the next morning long after it dries and farts wherein a puff of white smoke is expelled from their anus.
Whoa man face me when you fart or I will get a mouth full of ass chalk!
by K-Doggg January 27, 2008