2 definitions by K-Berg

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V. The act of spilling mayo on oneself and eating it.

usually occurs when one is eating a sandwich at lunch that is filled with excess mayo
Kaitlin: Did you hear what happened? Christina pulled a guando at lunch. It was soo disgusting!

Allison: Hey Christina, I heard you pulled a guando yesterday at lunch.

Liz: Hey Christina, how did you get that stain on your skirt?
Christina: Well Liz, I pulled a guando at lunch.

by K-Berg January 01, 2008

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V. The act of spilling mayo on oneself and eating it.

usually occurs when one is eating a sandwich at lunch that is filled with excess mayo

not to be confused with guando
Kaitlin: Did you hear what happened at lunch? Christina pulled a guando at lunch. It was soo disgusting!

Allison: Hey Christina, I heard you pulled a guando yesterday at lunch
by K-Berg December 02, 2007

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