Diagnoses: Bieber fever
thoughts of Justin
Bieber, stroke, heart attack, and seizure possibilities if meeting him, crying hysterically, screaming at a shrieking tone, fainting, and falling in love. Falling in love is most likely
permanent and irreversible.
If you have heart conditions or medical issues, you should consult
with your doctor before watching him on TV, looking at a picture of him, or meeting him in person. It is most common
in young girls.
So far this fever is incurable.