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14 definitions by Justin Herbert

 
1.
General statement of amazement or disgust.
"Holy shitballs, Jim! Did you see her ass?"

or;

"Holy shitballs, those are some nasty-ass pubes."
by Justin Herbert July 18, 2007
 
2.
A sexual act wherein a male ejaculates on a female or male whilst the ejaculatee is jumping. The main objective of the "move" is to hit the ejaculatee with the ejaculate whilst the ejaculatee is in midair.
"That bitch tried to jump out the window before I could bust my nut, so I White Falcon'd her in midair."

"Damn, yo."
by Justin Herbert January 05, 2008
 
3.
Unfavorable breasts. Refers to the male or female bosom.
"Jesus, Jim. That whore has horrible shitties."

or;

"Jim, your dad has shitties."
by Justin Herbert July 18, 2007
 
4.
Literally, sexual dexterity. Sexterity can be gained through sexual experience(s), or in some cases, pharmaceuticals.
"Man, getting with Nadine gave me mad sexterity!"

or;

"That Viagra really gave me the sexterity to go all night."
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
 
5.
Generic replacement for Mountain Dew that one shouldn't purchase. Mello Yellow is considered generic as it is not Mountain Dew; despite it being produced by Coca-Cola. Most Mountain Don't's are produced by individual supermarket companies.

Characteristics of so-called Mountain Don't's include flat taste, lack of effect, and blandness.
Heee Haw (Hy-Vee), Citrus Drop (Kroger), Kountry Mist (Winn-Dixie), Mountain Breeze (Safeway), Mountain Lightning (Wal-Mart), Mountain Lion (Food Lion), Mountain Maze (Albertson's) and Moon Mist (Shasta/Faygo) are all Mountain Don't's.
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
 
6.
An uppercut-style punch to the groin or genital area.
"Danny came off hard so I gave him a nutpercut that shut him the hell up."
by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009
 
7.
Slang term for Mountain Dew, now known as Mtn Dew. Portmanteau of Dew and brewskie (slang term for beer).
"Yo Steve, get us two Dewskies pronto!"
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009