1. When you are so much of an ugly, retarded whore, that someone must describe you as all three in this one simple word.
2. When you are a girl with a Vagina that is bacteria infected, STI infected, or just gross looking. Then that cunt
would be retarded
. Hence: Cuntarded.
Example for Definition 1;
Spencer: I saw a girl that was a whore, and she was slow too!
Ashton: Was it Lauren? I head she was really cuntarded.
Example for Definition 2;
Britney: I saw that girl in the shower last night, and her vagina was so disgusting. It had pimples, and smelled like shit.
Lauren: Man, that must have been one cuntarded vagina.
88er; A Lesbian
. The number '8' is referring to a pair of breasts. The number '88' is referring to a pair girls having sex
, with their breasts pressed together.
88ers; A lesbian couple.
Tim: Woah man, that one girl is totally a Lesbian!
Rob: How do you know she's an 88er?
Tim: Because she has a buzz cut!
Rob: And? It could just be how she likes it.
Tim: Well look at that, she's making out with....
Rob: OMG! That's my sister!
Tim: That's hawt, 88ers.
This means that you are 100% straight, but would let a man suck your dick, or a woman eat you out because it feels awesome!
Tim: Wanna be friends with benefits?
Rob: No dude, i'm straight.
Tim: OK? And? You could be biflexable.
Tim: You are straight but would let me suck your dick because it feels good.
Rob: I never thought of it that way. Ok, as long as i dont have to do anything to you.