3 definitions by Just Joe

Top Definition
Sputtery, disgusting type of crap where you blow your hole out. The toilet is then filled with bits, often requiring a double-flush. Can also be used as verb.
I had the squitters after eating that prune pie.

Last night I had 6 hotdogs, a bag of doritos and a 12-pack of Natty Light. This morning I squittered my brains out for two hours.
by Just Joe September 07, 2003
A log. Crapstick usually refers to the long and straight variety of logs. Different from a splat or the squitters. (Once used in a book by Jack Kerouac.)
I built a raft out of crapsticks and sailed the mighty Merrimack.
by Just Joe September 07, 2003
Like choad and taint, this word describes the wonderland between a person's genitalia and a-hole. "Shag," because it's hairy, and "nasty," because, well, look at it!
My shagnasty is itchy again. Can I borrow your fork?
by Just Joe September 07, 2003
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.