Proper noun: A Powerful and Playful, Sexy Male Entertainer, desired by men and women of all ages. Like a Jaguar, fast, dangerous and extravagant. Leather jackets, boots and belts – tuxes, suits, silk shirts, silk ties, snakeskin and bare skin, delicately hirsute, with provocative gloves leaving the “come hither” fingers loose and free, sparkling with gems and available for all manner of adventure. Fondler and occasional fellator of mics, kisses boys and girls. Unzips his soul, and more. The most provocative, multi-talented artist today, and he can saaang.
I'm a straight man and I can't get him out of my mind. Does that make me gay?" "No hon, we are all gay for Adam Lambert.