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A huge, grosteque monster who lives on a farm and drives a tractor. she loves to talk about some stupid ass shit and it gets really funking annoying at times. although she is ugly as fuck she is fucking sexy when she lifts her arm up and you see her arm pit hair. and something waves back at you from the hairy ass pits of death. also she has soooooooo many rolls on her back it look like a face and forms the body of gabriel. but still sometimes i just wanna stick my dick in those rolls and lose it in there and then play hide and seek. if you ever enter her rolls be prepared to encounter lost food from two years ago. also every thanksgiving she visits the country of ethopia she brings a mountain of food and eats in front of the starving children.
Jm: hey Ozzie is that a mountain i see!?!?!?
Ozzie: oh no thats Shea
by June Micheal Castro November 16, 2011
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